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Infinitum? Copyright © 2004, Mickey Z. All Rights Reserved. "Democracy
is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent
many Knee-deep
in another presidential election circus, everyone has an opinion. Families
are divided, friendships split, and boatloads of good energy is wasted
in the futile attempt to differentiate between corporate candidates
(this time, it's two warmongering Yale grads). In fact, if one were
to judge by campaign television commercials, the two parties have barely
even tried to disguise their formulaic approach to control for over
five decades. "The
Living Room Candidate: Presidential Campaign Commercials 1952-2004,"
is an online exhibition, presented by American Museum of the Moving
Image, featuring more than 250 television commercials and historical
analysis from every presidential campaign year since 1952. Click on
a few of the commercials and the trends emerge. Dwight
D. Eisenhower, the man who "brought us to the triumph and peace
of V-E Day," declared in a 1952 ad: "The (Truman) Administration
has spent many billions of dollars for national defense. Yet today we
haven't enough tanks for the fighting in Korea. It is time for a change."
Exchange "Korea" for any number of earthly venues and well,
you get the idea. For more than 50 years, it seems, the goal is to keep
the peace by creating more and more ways to implement war. Richard
Nixon in 1960: "We will keep America the strongest nation in the
world. And we will couple that strength with firm diplomacy-no apologies,
no regrets. Always willing to negotiate for peace, but never conceding
anything without getting a concession in return." An
ad for Gerald Ford in 1976: "We're at peace with the world and
at peace with ourselves. America is smiling again. And a great many
people believe that the leadership of this steady, dependable man can
keep America happy and secure. We know we can depend on him to make
peace his highest priority. Peace with freedom. Is there anything more
important than that?" Both
Ronnie Raygun and Jimmy Carter got into it in 1980. Carter:
"My number one responsibility is to defend this country, to maintain
its security. And I put a strong defense at the top of my priority list,
and it's going to be maintained this way." Raygun:
"Peace is made by the fact of strength-economic, military, and
strategic. Peace is lost when such strength disappears, or, just as
bad, is seen by an adversary as disappearing." In
fact, Raygun took it upon himself to promote the more weapons/less war
premise for Barry Goldwater in 1964: "I asked to speak to you because
I'm mad. I've known Barry Goldwater for a long time. And when I hear
people say he's impulsive and such nonsense, I boil over. Believe me,
if it weren't for Barry keeping those boys in Washington on their toes,
do you honestly think our national defense would be as strong as it
is? And remember, when Barry talks about the way to keep the peace,
when he says that only the strong can remain free, he knows what he's
talking about. And I know the wonderful Goldwater family. Do you honestly
believe that Barry wants his sons and daughters involved in a war? Do
you think he wants his wife to be a wartime mother? Of course not. So
join me, won't you? Let's get a real leader and not a power politician
in the White House. Vote for Barry Goldwater." According
to the rules of this game, there's nothing worse than being "soft"
on defense. Bush the Elder used this tactic against his opponent in
1988: "Michael Dukakis has opposed virtually every defense system
we developed. He opposed new aircraft carriers. He opposed anti-satellite
weapons. He opposed four missile systems, including the Pershing II
missile deployment. Dukakis opposed the stealth bomber, a ground emergency
warning system against nuclear testing. He even criticized our rescue
mission to Grenada and our strike on Libya. And now he wants to be our
commander in chief. America can't afford that risk. Dukakis
promptly got on board, trying to remove all doubt that he wasn't as
war-loving as the next man "I'm on the record for the very weapons
systems his ads say I'm against. I want to build a strong defense." Bush
the Lesser is employing similar tactics this year: "As our troops
defend America in the War on Terror, they must have what it takes to
win. Yet John Kerry has repeatedly opposed weapons vital to winning
the War on Terror." John
Forbes Kerry (JFK2, for those scoring at home) set the record straight:
"Let me tell you exactly what I would do to change the situation
in Iraq. I would immediately reach out to the international community
in sharing the burden, the risk, because they also have a stake in the
outcome of what is happening in Iraq. The American taxpayer is paying
now almost 200 billion dollars and who knows how many more billons...
And we're paying the highest price in the loss of the lives of our young
soldiers--almost alone." Bill Clinton and Hubert Humphrey avoided
the soft tag by cleverly attacking the Republicans from the right. In
1968, HH wondered: "Do you want Castro to have the bomb now? Do
you want any country that doesn't have the bomb to be able to get it?
Of course you don't." Best-selling
Bubba, in 1996, called Bob Dole "desperate and wrong" in an
ad that laid out Clinton's repressive tendencies on the domestic front:
"President Clinton doubled border agents, a thousand more for California.
Signed a tough anti-illegal immigration law protecting US workers. And
160 thousand illegal immigrants and criminals deported, a record. Bob
Dole voted against reimbursing California for jailing illegal immigrants.
Time Magazine says his risky tax scheme could cut 2,000 border agents,
cut 4,000 FBI. Bob Dole. Wrong in the past. Wrong for our future." See
if you can figure out who is responsible for this generic gem: "The
question before us all, that faces all Republicans and all Democrats,
is: can freedom in the next generation conquer, or are the [INSERT VILLAIN
HERE] going to be successful? That's the great issue. And if we meet
our responsibilities, I think freedom will conquer. If we fail, if we
fail to move ahead, if we fail to develop sufficient military and economic
and social strength here in this country, then I think that the tide
could begin to run against us. And I don't want historians ten years
from now to say these were the years when the tide ran out for the United
States. I want them to say these were the years when the tide came in.
These were the years when the United States started to move again." Answer:
It was JFK the First and, of course, the villains he referred to were
communists. To borrow from Zach de la Rocha, formerly of Rage Against the Machine: "The structure is set; you'll never change it with a ballot pull." END
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